My name is Joey and I enjoy hookah and comedy. I use this to post things I can not post to facebook. I would appreciate a follow if you have one to give out. Sorry gay dudes, I'm straight. And sorry women I'm single.
I’m looking forward to the day when the people who write “Being a teenager sucks” or “High School is so hard, I just want to party” realize that really they peaked in High School and that life gets a lot harder as you grow up.
I was going to write a snarky comment about how hypocritical and wrong this was, but instead I just blocked her from my newsfeed. If that’s not personal growth then I don’t know what is.
This bitch wants my cock. Or we’re enemies, I’m not sure what she means?
[Flash 10 is required to watch video]
werk it.
(via sydneylink)
Hidden Flag cake!
lookit all those layers sweet jesus get in me
you know what this tastes like? freedom.
The sweet taste of freedom!
But who would keep his freedom hidden?
(via 64bit-sluts)
Remember when a bunch of white girls freaked out about a joke on tumblr?
yeah me too.
If Jason Sudeikis can date Olivia Wilde, I guess pigs can fly and hell has frozen over.
My mother woke me up at 9am. I guess this is part of living at my family’s house, I can’t sleep in til 10:30 every day anymore :’[
